convos with my littles

…another reason why i love my kids

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jade: you know how some people do their hair in drag rats
me: ummm, pretty sure you mean dread locks

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jade: sometimes when you guys aren’t looking i bathe the cats ears with my tongue

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jade: i called abby every night when i was in new york
me: jade, you only called me one night but you called abby every night?
jade: well yeah, she wanted to know how my days went
me: and i didn’t?

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joey: that burp tasted like playtime pizza
jade: how do you even remember what playtime pizza tasted like?
joey: good times jade, good times

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me: oh jade, look at this cute american eagle shirt
jade: does it have a goat on it?

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jade: what is that?
joe: a horse…
jade: star wars?
joe: no, a horse…
jade: what, star wars?
joe: no jade, a HORSE!

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…and a convo i had with my 96 year old grandma recently

me: the cat stepped in my paint and ran through the house
grandma: i would shoot that cat

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out for now
~kisses