reason # 57961 why i love my kids
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jade: joey, i’m going to the kitchen to make myself some tea
joey: that is exactly where you are supposed to be
jade: you are a peasant, a filthy peasant
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jade: i think he’s cute, but his lips remind me of a snapping turtle
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jade: i love raccoon’s so very much. i wish they wouldn’t chew my face off, they are so adorable and i’d love to have one. i would name it jerry.
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joey: i’m fairly sure randy jackson wears jeggings on american idol
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jade: joey, what should i name my new pillow pet?
joey: leprosy
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jade: mama, do you know why i’m sad?
me: because you’re not a cat?
jade: no, because i know every single detail about justin beiber and he doesn’t even know i exist
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jade: so, i need to rename my stuffie
me: why?
jade: because i can’t remember the name harold. i think i’ll name him marty instead.
me: because that’s clearly easier to remember
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out for now
~kisses
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